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Remote controlled robots were used to survey the city administration building after the contamination, though contact was lost after 15 minutes due to extreme levels of haram

ISIL evacuates Mosul amid pork contamination

MOSUL – The largest city of the Islamic State has been evacuated after the presence of pork was discovered in a government office, local media has reported. Material containing pork was reportedly discovered in an…




dabiq map

ISIL withdraws its entire army into Dabiq

DABIQ – The Islamic State has recalled all of its fighters and military hardware into the north Syrian town of Dabiq, where it “awaits the apocalypse and final victory of Islam”, and ISIL online statement…



Scenes like these are today just a distant memory in the Caliphate

ISIL runs out of stones

RAQQA – The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) has run out of stones, the Minister of Executions stated in a press release. “Due to our good work, diligence and steadfastness in the…


One of the rare sightings of Colonel Gaddafi without his sunglasses. Any similarity with Keith Richards is just a coincidence and in no way implies heavy drug use.

Ghost of Gaddafi continues to appear across Libya

TRIPOLI – The ghost of Libya’s ex-leader Muammar Gaddafi continues to regularly appear across the country and patronize the new authorities, local sources report. Gaddafi’s ghost last appeared in his home town of Sirte yesterday,…


Al-Nusra rebels searching for moderate rebels that the US could arm in Idlib province

Moderate rebel spotted in Idlib

IDLIB – A moderate Syrian rebel was spotted in Syria’s Idlib city, local activists have reported, and the news has sent waves of euphoria throughout western countries which are opposed to Assad. The moderate rebel…